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Episodes 125

1x4

This video is hardly working.

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Crazy Night

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2m
1x7

It’s criminal how much fun we have when we go out.

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2x4

Please silence your cell phone before watching this video.

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Fish Dance

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2m
3x23

Reel friends! Real fun!

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Applause-O-Meter

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2m
3x25

Too much of a good thing leads to broken things.

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Credit Card

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2m
4x5

Being broke stinks.

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You Feelin’ It?

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3m
4x16

The drug that plays with your head before you even take it.

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Gun Hero

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2m
4x27

Sometimes, you have to improvise. Even when you shouldn’t.

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4x28

I think we’re saying the same thing here.

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Secret Santa

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December 19, 20072m
1x2

It’s CollegeHumor’s annual gift exchange, and somebody’s always gotta be “the wise guy!”

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Pet Peeves

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May 6, 20082m
1x3

Don’t you hate it?

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You’ll Never Guess

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July 1, 20083m
1x12

You’ll never guess what happens in this video.

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American Psychos

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July 29, 20082m
1x14

You like Hardly Working videos? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste.

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Ace Ventura

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September 4, 20082m
1x1

A series of timely and accurate impressions.

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Business Time (1)

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September 4, 20083m
1x6

Some people think there’s more to life than work. They’re called “middle management”.

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Trilogies (1)

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September 11, 20081m
1x13

Some movies you just never want to see again. Period. Ever.

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Agreements

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September 19, 20082m
1x15

Some promises weren’t made to be broken into tiny little pieces.

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Conga Line

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September 30, 20082m
1x19

The rhythm is going to kill you.

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Brainstorming

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October 6, 20082m
1x20

Sometimes you have to think outside of the closet.

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Parents Game

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October 17, 20083m
1x21

It’s all fun and games until you have to call Pat’s dad.

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Nerd Scars

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October 21, 20083m
1x22

They’re gonna need a bigger battlestar.

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Mugging

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November 6, 20083m
1x23

The lack of human decency in this world is shocking.

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60s Day

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December 3, 20082m
1x26

The decade that defined a generation. Some differently than others.

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Goth Dave Matthews Fan

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December 17, 20083m
1x27

His nails may be black, but his heart is tie-dye.

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Compliments

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Season Finale
February 5, 20092m
1x30

She was fishing for them. Honestly.

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Jeff Goes Christian Bale

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February 10, 20093m
2x1

Leaked footage of CollegeHumor’s biggest diva having an epic meltdown on set.

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Sarah’s Birthday

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February 11, 20092m
2x2

It’s the thought that counts.

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Gonorrhea

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February 24, 20092m
2x3

Everyone has a secret. Some hide them better than others.

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Punctuation Recession

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March 19, 20092m
2x7

This may be the weirdest depression ever. Period.

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Bully

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April 1, 20092m
2x21

He wants more than your milk money.

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Dilly Dally

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April 16, 20093m
2x10

You can only imagine what happens when we lollygag.

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Witch Hunt

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April 21, 20092m
2x11

A rousing game of whocummit.

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Vacation Day

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April 23, 20092m
2x12

Sometimes you just need to drop what you’re doing and unwind.

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Gale Beggy’s Presentation

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April 28, 20093m
2x13

CollegeHumor’s Director of Technology is back from the future.

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Mother’s Day

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June 23, 20092m
2x14

Yo momma is so loved, you take “Mama’s Boy” as a compliment.

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Adults

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July 1, 20093m
2x15

They grow up so fast.

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Hungover

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July 22, 20092m
2x16

That was my boy!

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3D Glasses

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August 19, 20093m
2x17

3 Dimensional 3 Furious.

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Camouflage

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September 15, 20092m
2x19

Sometimes it feels like people are looking right through you.

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Poker

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September 16, 20092m
2x20

He’s bluffing.

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Sarah’s Revenge

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September 25, 20092m
2x22

The dudes in the office have gone way too far.

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Drunk in Public

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October 1, 20092m
2x23

If you’re going to be offensive, check your surroundings.

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Starfish Gang

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October 12, 20092m
2x25

We ride together, we digest food in our external pyloric stomach together. Starfish for life!

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Hiccups

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October 16, 20093m
2x28

It’s not prejudice when it’s such a disgusting affliction.

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Rookie of the Year

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October 29, 20093m
2x29

Broken arms don’t hurt as much as broken dreams.

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David

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Season Finale
November 5, 20092m
2x30

Sometimes two people just click, ya know?

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Metaphorical Preacher

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December 22, 20092m
3x5

Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.

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Glasses

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January 4, 20102m
3x6

Dan should’ve worn his contacts.

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Zombie Bite

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January 29, 20102m
3x11

It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.

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Twilight Bros

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February 26, 20102m
3x9

Vampires are basically a sport.

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Scooch

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March 9, 20102m
3x10

Move over, old office.

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Business Jungle

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April 1, 20102m
3x12

Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.

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I Want My Doctor

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April 7, 20102m
3x13

Just go with the flow (of the placenta from the uterus).

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Uptight Stoners

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April 9, 20103m
3x14

Aww dude, I have the munchies pretty hard for a crisp Caesar salad right now.

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Bullet Trick

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April 15, 20102m
3x16

Anticipation is Danger’s middle name.

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Federal Maaashhhals

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April 28, 20103m
3x18

The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.

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Time Traveler (3)

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April 29, 20103m
3x19

First in line at the Apple store by 250 years.

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Basketball Phone

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June 2, 20104m
3x21

There’s no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.

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Party DJ

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June 3, 20103m
3x22

There’s a party in his pants and you’re not invited, you’re required.

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Milk

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June 30, 20103m
3x26

It’s called a mustache because it must ache to have one.

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Makeover Montage

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July 6, 20103m
3x27

Looks can be deceiving.

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The Scene

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July 12, 20102m
3x28

Fanship is stronger than friendom.

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Too Many Seinfelds

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Season Finale
July 20, 20102m
3x30

A sketch about nothing.

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Religiously

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August 3, 20102m
4x3

To some, Boy Meets World is more than just a show.

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Evil Chair

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August 4, 20103m
4x2

Being sucked into the bowels of Hell has never been so comfortable.

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Obnoxious Kid in Class

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August 20, 20103m
4x6

He should really stop hitting himself.

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Flat Tire

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August 30, 20101m
4x7

Some jokes go too far. This isn’t one of them.

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Snooping

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September 23, 20102m
4x8

Watch your back. And your head.

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Grampire

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October 4, 20103m
4x9

The one thing he hates more than missing his nap is the sun.

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Wait!

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October 28, 20102m
4x10

It’s not what you say, it’s where you stand when you say it.

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Desk Toys

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November 15, 20103m
4x12

The epic battle for Middle Desk.

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Chair Fart

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December 10, 20102m
4x13

The next step in the blame game.

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Bomb

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January 7, 20112m
4x17

If you can’t save ‘em, join ‘em.

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Stubbed Toe Guy

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January 12, 20112m
4x15

Streeter’s new character blows up.

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Stockholm Syndrome

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February 16, 20112m
4x19

If you love somebody, don’t set them free.

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New Jeff

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March 8, 20113m
4x22

An experiment gone horribly average.

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The Ultimate Prank

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March 10, 20113m
4x25

Brace yourself.

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That’s the Thing

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March 28, 20113m
4x23

Jake loves two things: partying hard and airtight arguments.

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Car Alarm

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April 12, 20113m
4x24

Creativity is 1% inspiration and 99% irritation.

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Trading Lunches

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April 26, 20112m
4x26

You can’t always eat what you want.

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Hoagies

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May 23, 20113m
4x29

You say tomato. I say shut up.

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Suck It Out

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June 7, 20112m
5x1

Suck it up.

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Baby Photo

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June 7, 20113m
5x5

Too cute for words. Nice words, anyway.

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The Treasure Is Our Friendship

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June 22, 20113m
5x3

It was buried deep inside them.

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Trying Water

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July 2, 20113m
5x4

There’s a first time for everything.

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Wishful Thinking

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July 26, 20113m
5x7

Dream a little bigger. Or at all, really.

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Lie Detector

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August 24, 20114m
5x10

The truth is ugly sometimes, especially if it’s made of polyester.

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Standoff

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August 30, 20112m
5x11

Some gangsters give David a hard time.

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Body Swap

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September 15, 20114m
5x12

Walk a mile in your own shoes.

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Troughing

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September 16, 20113m
5x8

Dig in. Pig out.

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Make-Up

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September 25, 20112m
5x13

Jeff covers up a little too much.

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Boozy Couple - Time for Drinks

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October 11, 20114m
5x15

For Pat’s parents, it’s 5pm everywhere.

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Horsey Ride

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November 6, 20113m
5x17

Say neigh to horseplay.

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Hands Down Pants

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November 11, 20112m
5x18

They’re not just happy to see you.

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Children’s Film

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February 13, 20122m
5x19

There are no bad ideas.

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Pre Game

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March 1, 20124m
5x21

The early bird gets the drunk.

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Maidmer

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March 6, 20123m
5x20

Love is blind, fortunately.

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Name Droppers

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May 17, 20123m
5x22

The many, many famous people I’ve met are no big deal.

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Breaking Bad

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May 23, 20124m
5x23

Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.

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Stressed Out

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June 5, 20122m
5x24

David and Pat are too frustrated for words.

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The Human GIF

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Season Finale
June 10, 20123m
4x30

He’s God’s GIF to mankind.

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Soda Prank

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June 18, 20122m
5x25

Murph falls for the grossest joke in the book.

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Office Force

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July 16, 20122m
5x26

Working together, we can become less powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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Bill Murray

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July 18, 20123m
5x27

Pat meets the star of “Rushmore,” “Ghostbusters,” and his worst nightmare.

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Passive Assholes

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August 21, 20122m
5x28

We’re not “mad”.

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Hoops

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August 27, 20122m
5x29

Pat, David, and Emily shoot nothing but net.

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Skyrim

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September 24, 20123m
6x2

Pat and Emily create the perfect warrior – whether they want to or not.

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Five Fingers of Death

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October 12, 20123m
6x3

Pat learns the best defense is way-too-much offense.

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Bathroom Numbers

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October 19, 20123m
6x4

Murph does his business by the book.

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Porky Piggin’ It

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November 2, 20122m
6x6

The gang is exposed to some new fashion.

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Yoga Teachers

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December 21, 20123m
6x7

They will scare you to your core.

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Adult Outbreak

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January 18, 20134m
6x9

Growing up is contagious and often fatal.

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Fraggle Rock

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March 8, 20132m
6x11

Dan gives Pat and Owen some terrible, adorable news.

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Zero Dark Thirty Bros

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March 29, 20133m
6x13

They’re weapons of self-destruction.

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Script Meeting

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May 24, 20133m
6x16

There are no small parts.

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School Spirit

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June 7, 20133m
6x14

Owen’s college rivals are total classholes.

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What Every Prank Show Basically Is

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June 14, 20133m
6x15

Pat & Street’s new prank show has a great catchphrase. And little else.

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Standing Desk

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June 28, 20133m
6x17

Watch this video standing and you’ll burn 2 extra calories.

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This Is the Worst EMT Trainer Ever

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March 3, 20143m
6x22

He’s just in it for the free juiceboxes.

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Should We Do a Bitcoin Sketch?

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April 10, 20143m
6x23

Watch now before it’s not worth your time.

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The Social Consequences of Everything

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April 18, 20142m
6x25

It’s now socially unacceptable to do anything, anywhere.

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Pat Cassels vs. Mark Zuckerberg

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May 29, 20143m
6x26

No Caption

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The Guy Who Likes Every Sports Team

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June 6, 20144m
6x27

He lived in Chicago for a summer ten years ago, so you know he reps the Bears.

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Fart Martyr

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Season Finale
June 20, 20143m
6x30

Are you willing to fartyr yourself?

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6x29

You can pry it from his soft, foam hands.

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