Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.

The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.

The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.

Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

Title says it all.

Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.

Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.

Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.

Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.