What? Kids love chocolate.

America has spoken, and it wants TV that’s more divisive than ever.

It’s like a hipper, sexier version of the Bank of America app. That’s what kids want, right?

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

Various alternate takes and deleted scenes from CollegeHumor’s “MoviePass CEO” video of the CEO of MoviePass trying to come up with ideas to gain subscribers and stop people from canceling their subscriptions.

See more from everyone’s favorite family values spokesman who doesn’t know what breastfeeding is.

Finally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!

This wasn’t supposed to be a website that hosts popularity contests where if you lose, you die.