Very Mary-Kate (2010)
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Sam Reich — Director
Episodes 82
Moving Out
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Read MoreMoving Day
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Read MoreBaby Daddy
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Read MorePhilip Seymour Hoffman
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Read MoreBack to School
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Read MoreAshleyguard
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Read MorePhilip Seymour Hoffman 2
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
Read MoreWoody Allen
Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.
Read MoreTrick-or-Treat
Tricking is less calorific than treating.
Read MoreHoffmoween
Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.
Read MorePresentation
The best presentation in the history of history class.
Read MoreWoody Allen 2
Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.
Read MorePhoto Shoot
A face that only her sister could love.
Read MorePresentation 2
I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.
Read MoreConference
Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.
Read MoreConfession
Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.
Read MoreVegas (1)
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Vegas (2)
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Presentation 3
Always present on an empty stomach.
Read MoreRaise Your Hand
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
Read MorePresentation 4
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
Read MoreJewish Looking Girl
She’s a rock star of David.
Read MoreCall My Phone
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
Read MoreEvil Dragon
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
Read MoreDishwasher
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
Read MorePillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Read MoreSex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Read MoreSleeping in Class
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
Read MoreProfessor’s Presentation
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
Read MoreSlumber Party
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
Read MoreDraw Something
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
Read MoreThe Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
Read MoreSummer House
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.
Read MoreLost in Translation
Mary-Kate makes a French connection.
Read MoreBreaking Up
Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.
Read MoreDinner with Hoffman
The Oscar creeper sabotages Mary-Kate and Sarkozy’s date.
Read MoreEvaluations
Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.
Read MoreConference Call
Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.
Read MoreDrinking Game
Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.
Read MoreBad Connection
Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.
Read MorePresentation 5
Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party.
Read MoreDiamonds Are My Only Friends
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