Head back to school in style with these fashions that scream “I am a student”.

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

Why do an investigation when @Disturbdfan420 already knows everything you could possible need?

Forget the NES Classic, SNES Classic, Playstation Classic, the School Computer Classic has everything from Bugdom to, uh, Bugdom!

Rekha is in the market… the market of secrets. And she’s looking to sell, for a very reasonable price… that she won’t say out loud.

Waking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they’re not singing they’re screaming and a surprising amount of the birds are Nazis.

Why would you not want to be terrified?! What else are you going to watch, videos of people hugging?

This halloween, all the good apps, bad apps, and apps that are kind of both are here to trick-or-treat at Trapp’s house!

“The hardest job in the world is being Kanye’s social media manager, easy.” – single mothers

Katie’s lavish Thanksgiving feast is just as good whether it’s served on plates or in coffee filters and an empty Chapstick tube.

Grant and Ally are here to evaluate Raph’s Thanksgiving performance.

Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However, this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.

With a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.

See more from everyone’s favorite family values spokesman who doesn’t know what breastfeeding is.

Nothing like a confusing cocktail of love, nostalgia, and stress.

This is a sketch about getting fingered at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. Enjoy!

THIS WHOLE THING IS BUILT ON LIES.

Hey, at least hell’s got an open bar.

For too long, workout apps have been too obsessed with actually working out, and not with the fact that you actually have a lot going on right now.

Who are these buff men running about during my celebration of capitalism? They’re not even doing anything funny!

Raph stars in another top-notch sketch about the difficulties of spelling over the phone, from the folks here at Charlie Hotel.

All the good guys are taken or died in the Civil War, amirite?!

He likes to choose his words very carefully, but not exactly.

Do you even know what a “schmekel” is??

Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can’t handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!

Can you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?

The sport where spooning matters.