A salute to American county fairs. Opening / performed by Celeste Holm -- Howdy Neighbor / sung by Holm and chorus -- Gossip bit / performed by Holm, Jaye P. Morgan, Peter Palmer, and ensemble -- Make the Man Love Me / sung by Morgan -- Telephone bit / performed by Holm, Morgan, and Palmer -- Folks Who Live on the Hill / sung by Palmer -- Together, Wherever We Go / performed by Holm, boy, and ensemble -- The Farmer and the Cowman / danced by ensemble -- How I Love a County Fair / performed by Holm, Morgan, Palmer, and ensemble -- Magic act / performed by The Great Ballantine -- Happy Habits / sung by Holm -- Baubles, Bangles and Beads / performed by Wisa D'Orso -- Pie contest sketch / performed by Holm, Cliff Arquette as Charlie Weaver, and Margaret Hamilton -- Darn it Baby, That's Love / sung by Morgan and Palmer -- Turkey in the Straw Cha-Cha / performed by Holm, Palmer, Morgan, D'Orso, Arquette, Hamilton, and ensemble -- Where Did the Time Go / sung by Holm.