Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.

Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.

After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.

Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.

A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.

A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.