Robot Chicken (2005)
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Ben Zelkowicz — Animation
Episodes 97
Werewolf vs. Unicorn
All the people killed in the 2nd season finale return as zombies. The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. Shout On and Shout Off with The Shouter. The Decepticon Soundwave discovers he’s a little dated. People can lose at The Game of Life. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger investigates the illegal immigration issue with Speedy Gonzales and Dora the Explorer.
Read MoreSquaw Bury Shortcake
The MythBusters team tackles masturbation myths. G-Force’s Tiny needs to shed a few pounds. Popeye’s friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for a Training Day. Tablesmasher attempts to defeat The Council of Evil Tables. Dirty Harry deals with a punk that does feel lucky. After retirement, Bob Barker handles the neutering personally.
Read MoreRabbits on a Roller Coaster
Randy experiences cross-dressing as the Pink Ranger and death in The Worst Halloween. The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. Behold, the newest adventure of Turbo Teen. M.A.S.K.’s Matt Tracker takes a bride.
Read MoreTapping a Hero
Law & Order has never been chickenfied till now. President George W. Bush receives a gremlin. Don't miss "The 33rd Year Old Virgin" starring Jesus Christ. Smokey Bear remembers how he got his name. Stan Lee and Pamela Anderson reveal superhero gossip on "Superheroes Tonight."
Read MoreShoe
Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link's looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless airlines sorta take flight. The SWAT Team finally "gets" Sonic the Hedgehog for speeding. Learn whatever happened to the Micro Machines Man. Skeletor's latest plot to destroy Eternia and He-Man goes a little too well.
Read MoreEndless Breadsticks
Another black man in a fat suit movie. Big Jim tries to score. The Cat in the Hat has his way with the family pet and the kids need to get lost. Doug tells us about his life. When Snarf kicks it, Mumm-Ra sees his chance to destroy the ThunderCats as Lion-O's new nanny.
Read MoreYancy the Yo-Yo Boy
The dinosaurs face their Armageddon. Barbie and Yasmin (of the Bratz) go head-to-head on MTV's Exposed. What happens on Tuesday when Wimpy has to pay for his burgers? The Greatest American Hero or greatest American nerd? Find out how infinite wealth has affected Richie Rich's teenage years.
Read MoreMore Blood, More Chocolate
An alien invasion isn't quite what it seems. Haunted houses are common, but not one with THIS kind of ghost! Can Bob the Builder take on the union? Probably. "Inside the Battlefield" revisits G.I. Joe's and Cobra's battle of the Weather Dominator, twenty years later.
Read MoreCelebutard Mountain
Our PS3 Contest winner gets what's coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces the Devil with his one true skill - fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Chachi the best he can in The Pursuit of Happy Days. Iron Man's feet become his greatest weakness. VH1's "Top 100 Final Episodes" features the end of Mork & Mindy, The Love Boat and more.
Read MoreMoesha Poppins
The Empire Strikes Back's Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity's the main course! In the spirit of 300 comes 1776. Michael Moore uncovers whatever happened to the girls' toys of yesteryear.
Read MoreBan on the Fun
The Maytag Man helps out...with his life. Crystar the Crystal Warrior gets smoked. Thelma & Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Maytag Repairman's life really sucks. The Laff-A-Lympics gang faces their darkest games ever: Munich, 1972.
Read MoreLosin' the Wobble
The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Encyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. Wonder Woman reveals her revealing arch-enemy. Drunk celebrities are revealed to be reptilian-like aliens, referencing the 1983 made-for-television science fiction movie "V".
Read MoreSlaughterhouse on the Prairie
She-Ra cannot get a moment of peace as Etheria is constantly under attack while she suffers from period pains. The Grease Gang create a new hump machine. The Magic Garden discovers that the story box has a biblical story they will never forget. Lego goes Babel! The Smurfs Village is ravaged by a hurricane.
Read MoreRobot Chicken's Half-Assed Christmas Special
...Christmas Special: Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it's Misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.
Read MoreTubba-Bubba's Now Hubba-Hubba
The Super Friends make way for The Super Pets. The Carmen Sandiego host has girlfriend troubles. Pac-Man learns that he’s been living in The Matrix. The car version of Voltron gets to the rescue as fast as it can. The Cenobites guest star on Girls Gone Wild. 24 focuses on the night hours as Drac takes down the terrorists. This Episode aired on adult swim as a April Fools day Prank for a sneak peek of upcoming shows.
Read MoreBoo Cocky
Conan the Barbarian tells us "What is Best in Life" with a song. The Nerds find out Revenge comes with a price. President Jenna Bush trades the Oil Crisis for the Corn Crisis. The Saved by the Bell kids meet Jigsaw from Saw, and Screech will never be the same. The Borg track the Enterprise to its hiding place—Las Vegas’ Star Trek Experience.
Read MoreBionic Cow
Sylar gets a new power in a Heroes parody. Behind the scenes of Excitebike. Mr. Magoo gets Laser Eye Surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane’s boobs. When Paris Hilton was stuck in prison, it was up to Nicole Richie to stage a Prison Break.
Read MoreMonstourage
Vic Mackey from The Shield switches places with the Fantastic Four’s Thing, which references Michael Chiklis as he portrays both. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of "Don’t Be Ridiculous". Fraggle Rock meets Watership Down when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.
Read MorePresident Evil
Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You’ve never seen a Vegas crime caper like Ocean’s Thirty-Eight. The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers, but they’re not exactly watching the screen. Rated TV-MA.
Read MoreChirlaxx
The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes…Captain Texas! Sir Mix-a-Lot knows what King Arthur needs! A Glo Worm saves the day when a blackout strikes. We dedicate the season to the staff we’ve lost…and killed.
Read MoreHelp Me
Seth and Matt enlist the help of Joss Whedon, Ron Moore and Seth MacFarlane to get their show renewed. PaRappa the Rapper is facing criminal charges when he takes his teacher's advice and does a rap that rats out the real criminal. Filming of an episode of Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love" is interrupted when it's revealed that she's an experimental cyborg. Movie and TV favorites are trimmed down to "Just the Good Parts."
Read MoreThey Took My Thumbs
A contractor demonstrates the various death traps being built to protect a temple from intruders. Jason Voorhees gets ready for Friday the 13th. Wildman shares some summer fun tips with a group of kids. What happens when the Justice League struggle through "Bring a Sidekick to Work Day?"
Read MoreI'm Trapped
Homonyms are explained in an educational musical. Vice President Dick Cheney is captured by terrorists and held captive along with Tony Stark. The truth behind James Bond's sex life is revealed. Skeletor's plot involving a less-than-perfect clone of He-Man doesn't work out well.
Read MoreIn a DVD Factory
It's been said that "only" a silver bullet can kill a werewolf, but we'll see about that! Witness the secret origin of Composite Santa Claus. The amount of advance planning Daredevil has to make in advance of a dramatic entrance is revealed. As the world mourns Hannah Montana's death, her friends continue to protect her secret identity as Miley.
Read MoreTell My Mom
Joey Fatone gives a pitch for a new sketch featuring himself. Sam Witwicky gets new scooter. The true story is revealed behind Billy Joel's hit single, Piano Man. Annie learns about orphans in various countries. If you have a problem and the A-Team can't be reached, maybe you should hire the B-Team!
Read MorePS Yes, In That Way
Billy Dee Williams goes shopping. The Peculiar Purple Pie Man gets accused of stealing Black Cherry Pie's black cherry. The Henderson family says goodbye to Harry, and get an unwelcome sendoff from his cousin in return. G.I. Joe takes on a new member, but they take the razzing a little too far.
Read MoreLove, Maurice
There is an uprising in the kingdom and Babar must fight for his life! Bitten by a radioactive deer, a new superhero is born: Kid Venison! Roger Rabbit makes a deal with O.J. Simpson. Steve Austin convinces Oscar to rebuild Jaime Sommers into his ideal Bionic Woman. Terminator Baby is sent to protect John and Sarah from Terminator Puppy.
Read MoreTwo Weeks Without Food
Zeus decides to spice up "Clash of the Titans" with a monster truck! A young Iron Man fan gets swept up into a battle involving the Avengers and a giant robot. "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" is re-imagined as an opera. Speed Racer competes in NASCAR Racing. When Dorothy leaves Oz, it's back to business as usual for the Wizard. Watch the latest edition to MTV's "The Hills."
Read MoreBut Not In That Way
A girl's father becomes obsessed with her own favorite anime show: Inuyasha. The Giving Tree has much to give. Punky Brewster discovers boys, leaving Glomer forgotten and alone in his closet. Stephen King meets his new neighbor, Dean Koontz. Black Manta narrates a story about the Joker's life in prison in "The Arkham Redemption."
Read MoreI Love Her
What would happen if the Monchhichis drew first blood? Criss Angel substitutes for Professor Snape at Hogwarts. What would happen if the Power-Puff girls were on drugs? Freddy Kreuger's day gets off to a bad start thanks to ill-conceived gifts from his daughter. In an episode of "Living Lohan", the nerds next door have to contend with their unruly neighbors.
Read MoreWe Are a Humble Factory
The creators imagine an alternate ending to Armageddon, what a new Star Trek character might look like, the excitement that is M.A.S.K. And the WWF's new up and coming challenger.
Read MoreMaurice Was Caught
Simon Belmont knows what works, Kermit introduces everyone to his cousin and the creators imagine what the new Gone With The Wind Re-make might look like, plus Annie Warbucks celebrates her Super Sweet Sixteen.
Read MoreUnionizing Our Labor
Superman takes it all off, meet the original Dukes of Hazzard, the creators imagine what the new Wii might look like and things come to blows when the Smurfs take on the Snorks.
Read MorePresident Hu Forbids It
The Batmobile loses its wheel, spend a night with Jack Sparrow, the creators imagine what happens when Chris Hanson can't catch a predator, plus Gyro-Robo adds some depth to D & D.
Read MoreDue to Constraints of Time and Budget
Indiana Jones knows when to keep his eyes shut, Transformers morn a fallen hero, the creators imagine what goes on in a Yellow Submarine, plus meet the new Transporter.
Read MoreThe Ramblings of Maurice
Batman gets a new look at Two Face, G.I. Joe celebrate their years in service, the creators imagine what the next Traveling Pants movie might look like, plus a new Dark Crystal for the next generation.
Read MoreCannot Be Erased, So Sorry
The creators imagine what the Humping Robot might look like on the big screen, John Connor tests out the new Terminator, Fantasy Island lives up to its name and the Nerd lands somewhere over the rainbow.
Read MorePlease Do Not Notify Our Contractors
Jason Bourne gets a new identity, the new Bachelor's a beast, the creators take a skewed look at the Holy Grail and meet a character who knows how to speed things along.
Read MoreEspecially the Animal Keith Crofford!
The creators imagine the origin of the Wuzzles, what Cloverfield's real intention was, a new spin on Hitchcock's Rear Window, plus a super sappy season ender.
Read MoreRobot Chicken's DP Christmas Special
Come celebrate the holidays with Robot Chicken and see what the very first Christmas was like!
Read MoreSaving Private Gigli
The creators imagine how Cabbage Patch Kids are made, what the real reaction to shows like STOMP! are, and we see what Skeletor is forced to do when Snake Mountain is foreclosed on.
Read MoreTerms of Endaredevil
Discover the secret origins of Mo-Larr, Eternian Destist! Lara Croft makes a terrifying find in a tomb, He-Man's father proves that sometimes the apple falls very, very far from the tree, and the creators imagine how Gargamel might finally get the best of the Smurf's in Smurfitar!
Read MoreBig Trouble in Little Clerks 2
The creators imagine what goes on deep in the jungles of Pandora late at night, Harold and his purple crayon go on an adventure in a bad neighborhood, Major Nelson uses Jeannie to get back at NASA for firing him, and everyone in the G.I. Joe ranks gets to animal sidekick.
Read MoreKramer Vs. Showgirls
Kim Possible's Dr. Drakken gets sent to prison, NASA's Lego people have a very bad launch day; see how Andy treats his toys after he comes home from college in Toy Story 4, and we find out what happened to some of our most memorable TV characters from the 90's. All this and more from the minds of the creators.
Read MoreMalcolm X: Fully Loaded
Find out what crimes your Thanksgiving turkey committed and was then pardoned for. The creators re-imagine the movie Marley and Me. See who earns the title of lamest villain ever.
Read MoreMajor League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The creators give us the best 60 seconds in TV history! Plus find out how the ice cream sundae was created; what having "Spider-sense" is really like, and if the Keebler Elves can defend their home against their greatest enemy: The Cookie Monster!
Read MoreSchindler's Bucket List
Baby needs-a-name, from Strawberry Shortcake, gets a name no one will ever forget; a roast for Cobra Commander has a surprise ending and the creators finally reveal the secret of what happened to Skeeter from Muppet Babies.
Read MoreNo Country for Old Dogs
Is the voice that Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage hears real or just in his own head? Also, the creators tackle the question of what was going through Morgan Freeman's mind during his 2008 car crash. Find out what happens when a group of mentally challenged soldiers take on Hitler and the SS.
Read MoreCatch Me If You Kangaroo Jack
The creators ponder what a Diablo Cody eulogy would be like - home-skillett; the Joker finally gets what's coming to him and find out how the Robot Chicken Nerd would fare in the world of Tron.
Read MoreBeastmaster & Commander
The creators imagine what CHiPs would have been like if the cops had actual potato chip heads, a magical zebra helps out a man with a broken cell phone, Green Lantern wears his ring on another part of his body, and the Bloopers Host returns with clips from his life.
Read MoreCasablankman
See! Rubik the Amazing Cube as he returns for one last adventure. Watch! As kids try out the newest fad - getting Supe'd. Discover! The secret behind a small doorway in a little boys room. And finally, the creators imagine what Eternia's 24-hour gym might be like.
Read MoreThe Departy Monster
Will the world ever find out what Master Chief looks like under his mask? What is life like for the pink Frankenstein's Monster, Frankenberry? How did Princess Toadstool's parents react when they first met Mario? How will the Scarecrow survive his time in the prison called Oz? The creators answer these questions and more in this thrilling episode!
Read MoreSome Like It Hitman
Think being a witch or wizard would be fun? The creators show you what life in Hogwart's would really be like. Ever wonder why Winnie the Pooh likes honey so much? Can you say addict? Find out why Donald Duck's nephew's spend so much time with their uncle instead of their mother. All that, plus find out who's ass Tommy Tapeworm will come wriggling out of.
Read MoreThe Core, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
The creators imagine just how far Kratos, from the God of War series, will go to collect blood orbs. Superman flies back through time so he won't have to hear Lois whine...ever again. The Velveteen Rabbit gets a raw deal. And what did the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind really come to prove?
Read MoreThe Godfather of the Bride II
Remember when MTV used to actually be about music? The MTV logo does and it's out for revenge. The Robot Chicken Nerd dreams of hanging out with Michael Knight from Knight Rider. A bunch of Spocks from the future gather for a surprise party and the creators imagine what television will be like in the year 2013.
Read MoreThe Curious Case Of The Box
Jesus & Grim Reaper, Dora the Explorer, Garden of Eden, slow motion clown car crash.
Read MoreFool's Goldfinger
Magneto makes Iron Man a ballet legend in Iron Marionette, Morpheus leaves a message on Neo's answering machine, Walt Whitman causes trouble for a modern day high school student and the creators imagine a musical number from Grand Theft Auto's Gay Tony.
Read MoreCasablankman II
Ever wonder how Doc Brown got the plutonium from the Libyan terrorists? Find out here! The creators imagine what it would be like if Jesus came down to talk to us normal humans. See what life would be like for Bella and Edward, who is a 109-year-old vampire.
Read MoreFight Club Paradise
The creators imagine what the movie Sex and the City 3 will be like if made more guy friendly, Yogi Bear battles with the Power Rangers from Jellystone Park, find out why no one cares about Woody Woodpecker anymore and see the nail biting, hair raising, super big finish of Season Five in Robot Chicken's 100th episode finale!
Read MoreExecuted by the State
G.I. Joe is put up to his biggest challenge yet. Find out what being a vegetarian is really all about. The creators answer the questions surrounding Starbucks famous logo.
Read MoreCrushed by a Steamroller on My 53rd Birthday
Alvin and the Chipmunks have a wild time after a concert. Mary Poppins isn't quite the nanny anyone expected. Find out why B.A. Baracus hates flying so much. G.I. Joe in a real war situation in Afghanistan.
Read MorePunctured Jugular
A look at a new "Fast and Furious" sequel. A new role for Wilson from "Cast Away." Scooby and the gang's newest member.
Read MorePoisoned by Relatives
The truth behind Osama Bin Laden's death according to Robot Chicken. The Shirt Tales take to the skies in WWII. King Don rules with an iron fist and creamy goodness. What happens when overweight cartoon characters join the cast of The Fattest Fat Loser!
Read MoreHurtled from a Helicopter into a Speeding Train
A "Lord of the Rings" spoof; more adventures with E.T.; a birthday gift for Ben 10; a new mission for Captain Planet.
Read MoreDisemboweled by an Orphan
Gadget has a surprise in store; Frosty goes through a change; and two Eternia tourists witness a battle between He-Man and Skeletor.
Read MoreIn Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones
A prank on Apache Chief; how the Lego people react to non-conformity; a look at a world without wolves; and the consequences of good times for Captain Kirk.
Read MoreChoked on Multi-Colored Scarves
Robot Chicken dreams up a TV theme song that just keeps going and going; The Robot Chicken Nerd joins Team Fortress; She-Ra knows what it feels like to be her horse, Swift Wind; We show you Skeletor's new plan to take over Eternia.
Read MoreHemlock Gin and Juice
Dora the Explorer turns 15; the reason behind Angry Birds' rage is revealed; and Thomas the Tank Engine meets an explosive end.
Read MoreCollateral Damage in Gang Turf War
E.T. takes over an ER; Harry Potter lands in a not-so-magical situation; the reason why Black Widow and Hawkeye remain part of the Avengers is revealed; and the characters encounter zombies.
Read MoreEviscerated Post-Coital by a Six Foot Mantis
A brand new eco-friendly addition to Sesame Street; what happens when Mario from Super Mario Bros. gets rich; and some kind of Pinky & the Brain spoof.
Read MoreButchered in Burbank
How to bring Monopoly to the silver screen; Dracula hosts a dinner party; The Little Mermaid travels up the Hudson River to New York.
Read MoreRobot Chicken's ATM Christmas Special
Santa almost misses Christmas; Kano spends the holidays with Mrs. Cage; Justin Bieber releases a new song; and G.I. Joe has a special Christmas.
Read MorePapercut to Aorta
Rocky and Bullwinkle in Of Moose and Men; Badtz-Maru has a bad day.
Read MoreCaffeine-Induced Aneurysm
What really happened to the helicopter from Airwolf; iCarly's final episode; Dr. Noonian Soong's rap.
Read MoreEaten by Cats
What The Teletubbies would be like as the next generation of Power Rangers; Doc Brown just can't get his time machine right; Parappa the Rapper teams with 50 Cent in our crazy world.
Read MoreBotched Jewel Heist
Sexual politics with The Disney Characters; We imagine what would happen when Jason Voorhees and Michael Meyers finally meet; a new rap for pescatarians; and the future of our holidays.
Read MoreRobot Fight Accident
The Robot Chicken Nerd tackles the role of Little Red Riding Hood; see The Avengers in their new Broadway show; the next version of the next Aliens film is imagined.
Read MoreChoked on a Bottle Cap
The Humping Robot attacks the U.S. Navy in Battlehump; an intervention for M.A.D. Cat; imagine how the Thundercats learn about estrus.
Read MoreG.I. Jogurt
Seth and Matt get Robot Chicken uncancelled. Gargamel sells Smurf Burgers. Catdog visits the vet. a drunken minotaur terrorises the British kids who own the cupboard leading to Narnia, GI Joe fight COBRA for a "Best P.S.A Award."
Read MoreLink's Sausages
A look at what drives Pinky Brewster's punky power. Clarice Starling comes across Multiple Muggs. Skeletor attempts to blow up snake mountain.
Read MoreSecret of the Booze
The identity of an alien is questioned. A new room-mate moves in with Bert. The Terminator meets his new wife's kids from a previous marriage. Papa Smurf has to go undercover.
Read MoreRebel Appliance
A dad has an uncomfortable talk with his daughter about the birds and the bees, the origin of bagpipes is revealed, and the Robot Chicken writers let the Robot Chicken Nerd take a trip into The Game of Thrones.
Read MoreLegion of Super-Gyros
No one knows what disease Gerry injected himself with in World War Z...until the Robot Chicken writers take a crack at it! See Benjamin Franklin’s greatest invention, Hannah from Girls gets a new boyfriend and we see the prequel to The Parent Trap.
Read MoreEl Skeletorito
The Cryptkeeper brings terror; Iron Sheik appears; the crew brainstorms a Candy Crush movie; and Woody Woodpecker receives a phone call.
Read MoreSnarfer Image
The RC gang thought the drift in Pacific Rim could use a little reworking, the future is revealed to kinda suck for Looney Tunes characters in Looper, Voltron gets a new number, and Skeletor takes a trip back through time to rid himself of He-Man once and for all.
Read MoreUp, Up, and Buffet
How Scrooge McDuck would do on Shark Tank, Fred Flintstone gets a colonoscopy, Shrek has a moment of clarity, and Doc from Mike Tyson's Punchout passes on to the great arena in the sky.
Read MorePanthropologie
Master Chief and Cortana have an uncomfortable conversation, Drones are put into action on the G.I. Joe team, we see a few more animal totems from the Visionaries cartoon, and the little Lego folks take on some scary stuff in World War B.
Read MoreCatdog on a Stick
Santa Claus shows he has slightly racist tendencies. The Bratz have fun in Summer. Tiger Woods stars in a animated film.
Read MoreSuper Guitario Center
A look at the life of a lemming. A song is written about swamps. No one cares about Sleeping Beauty's latest dream. Shredder and April O'Neil embark on a forbidden affair.
Read MoreNoidstrom Rack
The Zybots try to unite with the Autobots. There's a look behind the scenes at what happened during medieval times. The night crew of the Enterprise go on an adventure. Man-E-Faces experience being a star.
Read MoreStone Cold Steve Cold Stone
Why no one plays the piano in Wayne Manor; what James Potter did while in animal form; Disney Princesses fight.
Read MoreWalking Dead Lobster
Kim Possible takes a trip to North Korea; Beanie Babies turn a man's life around; and the Robot Chicken Nerd takes an adventure with Doctor Who.
Read MoreVictoria's Secret of NIMH
The Count from Sesame Street has a run in with Blade, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City.
Read MoreBatman Forever 21
Bear Grylls deals with Wild Things; Dr. Ryan Stone calls a radio station; Brainy Smurf manipulates events; and Baloo discovers his roots.
Read MoreThe Hobbit: There and Bennigan's
Dumbledore breaks bad; a war on the Kitchen Commandos; where sheep go after being counted; and G.I. Joe Extreme.
Read MoreChipotle Miserables
Velociraptors from "Jurassic Park" learn to be clever; the possible cancellation of "Robot Chicken."
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