She has basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever... She is so ugly that she appears to be only vaguely human, she's not very nice, and she's so fickle! I mean, she falls for Bluto (or Brutus, w/e) at the drop of a hat, only to return to Popeye when he proves himself "worthy" of "her".

I guess Popeye's not all that good-looking either, but he's a decent man. What's up with that?