David has a rival, and his name is Will Thornberry - his next door neighbor.

Ozzie decides to diet so he can fit into a pair of size 33 pants.

Ricky receives a perfumed letter from his neighbor, Julie Thornberry, inviting him to his first dance.

Having come home the previous day from Aunt Ellen's without any Thanksgiving leftovers, Ozzie and the boys become obsessed with a craving for more turkey

Ozzie is outraged after he doesn't receive a timely 'thank you' for the birthday gift he sent to Thorny.

Ozzie and David receive Christmas gifts after Christmas from Grandma Nelson.

It's spring, and love is in the air, so Ozzie wants to surprise Harriet by having a bunch of violets delivered to her. When orchids show up, instead, Ozzie suspects they're from an old rich boyfriend of Harriet's.

Ozzie has some fast talking to do, after Harriet falls under the impression that he was taken in by an attractive young door-to-door saleswoman.

Harriet encounters an older man who worked at an amusement park she and Ozzie frequented when they dated. She invites him to dinner where he thinks Ozzie is named Walter, then spends the evening telling stories about Harriet and Walter.

Ozzie is falling behind on his list of chores around the house, so the rest of the family pitches in and helps out.

Ozzie is distressed by unexpected bills and David always seems to need extra cash. He takes a stand when David asks for $10 while Thornberry has the same situation with his son Will. In the end the two dads undermine each other.

After hearing a speech at the women's club about exciting careers for women. Harriet starts to think about pursuing a career of her own, something "old-fashioned" Ozzie is dead against.

Doc Williams is selling a fancy sportscar, and Ozzie is tempted to buy it.

David has a problem: he has to find a date for his girlfriend's visiting cousin.

Ozzie and Thorny are under extreme marital pressure to perform their annual spring cleaning chores.

Dressed only in pajamas, Ozzie and Thorny embark on a bizarre adventure.

Ozzie wants to throw a surprise testimonial dinner in appreciation of Doc Williams.

Ozzie's decision to clean the garage causes housekeeping trouble.

Someone keeps sending flowers to Harriet and this begins to fluster Ozzie.

Ozzie is faced with the daunting task of inflating 1,000 balloons for Harriet's charity affair.

Ricky wants a car of his own. Ozzie agrees but only if he earns enough money to pay half the purchase price.

A stranger with a British accent is passing through town, and he looks exactly like Ozzie.

Ozzie and the boys decide to surprise Harriet with a new puppy.

Harriet is made editor of her women's club newsletter but runs into trouble when she accepts "help" from Ozzie.

Ozzie goes to great effort to present the Men's Club treasury report, but it seems no one is interested, until a little side-benefit is discovered.

Ozzie challenges a quick draw cowboy at a store opening.

Ozzie & Darby both claim they caught a large record making trout for the Men's Club, while fishing. This problem is made worse after they take the fish to the taxidermist.

Ricky gives a pretty riding instructor guitar lessons in exchange for riding lessons.

Ozzie's teammate from his college football team pays him a visit.

Ozzie hopes to convince his men's club to hold a costumed dance this year.

After Dave's boss, Mr. Kelley, asks him to do several menial tasks, Dave feels like he's not getting anywhere in the law profession, so he considers quitting his job and entering the advertising field.

At a rural picnic, a farmer gives Rick and his girlfriend a cute baby goat, and they promptly unload it on Ozzie and Harriet.

Newly married Ricky forgets to wear his wedding ring on campus and gets asked to a sorority dance by a pretty girl.