My favorite one is:
Dallas: I'm looking for Leeloo. Vito: Is Leeloo in trouble? Dallas: When is Leeloo NOT in trouble?
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.
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Reply by Howard Burns
on April 7, 2017 at 4:35 PM
Zorg: "But you can still count! Look it's easy, look at my fingers...four stones (smacks Aknot), four crates...zero stones, ZERO crates!!"
Reply by Maria Kelly
on April 7, 2017 at 6:33 PM
Leeloo, after she tries to explain to Dallas why she has just fallen through the roof of his taxi using the Divine Language, ends with "Boom." Dallas: Yeah, I can understand "Boom." Leeloo: "Badda Boom!"
Reply by tmdb13060682
on April 8, 2017 at 5:06 PM
"I'm just so tired of all of these Star Wars."
Reply by Maria Kelly
on April 8, 2017 at 9:00 PM
"Aziz, Light!"
Reply by Maria Kelly
on June 14, 2017 at 11:16 PM
Ruby Rhod: "Hot, hot, hot!"
Reply by catmydogs
on June 15, 2017 at 3:36 PM
Mooo-tee paaas. Moo-tee paaas!
Reply by Maria Kelly
on June 15, 2017 at 4:53 PM
Vito: You're a monster.
Zorg: I know.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on November 11, 2017 at 6:15 PM
Ruby Rhode (after finishing his program on the escape shuttle): "That was the best show I ever did!"
Reply by AlienFanatic
on November 11, 2017 at 7:58 PM
Zorg: "I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."
Reply by Maria Kelly
on November 11, 2017 at 8:14 PM
@AlienFanatic: I love that line too! I think Gary Oldman and Chris Tucker should have gotten Oscar nominations for this movie.
Reply by tmdb18418769
on November 12, 2017 at 2:03 AM
"Every five minutes there is an bomb! Buzz!!"
Reply by revengine
on June 11, 2018 at 2:28 AM
I have a few favourite lines.
Korben's Mother: "I never should've pushed you out."
Thai: "You're fired!" [after insisting Korben's message would be good news].
Zorg: "Honour has killed millions and saved no one." Zorg later dies by a Mangalore bomb, the Mangalore who detonates it saying "For Honour."
Reply by UncleJosh
on June 11, 2018 at 5:31 PM
I can't remember the exact quote but I think it's "I only speak two languages: English and Bad English".
Reply by AlienFanatic
on June 11, 2018 at 6:58 PM
I'll add two more as well, though I can't remember why they both entertain me so.
"I...am a meat popsicle."
My other isn't so much a quote, but rather the full exchange between Korben Dallas and Mr. Kim. (I always like the actor, Kim Chan's, work.)
Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah
Mr. Kim: You're not gonna open it? It might be important.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.
Mr. Kim: Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch.
Korben Dallas: Okay, you're on.
Mr. Kim: Come on...
[Reads]
Mr. Kim: You are fired. Oh.
Korben Dallas: Well, at least I won lunch.
Mr. Kim: Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like.
Reply by Ogopogo99
on September 26, 2020 at 5:22 PM
Dallas: "- I'm a meat popsicle".