Acting

2022		The Taxidermist
2022		Arthur Smith: My 75 Years at the Edinburgh Fringe

2019

(10 episodes) as George Spud

2018

2016		Gaga for Dada: The Original Art Rebels as Himself
2016		Are you Being Served as Mr Harmon

2015

(340 episodes) as Narrator (voice)

2014

(1 episode) as Record Shop Employee

2012		Chas & Dave Last Orders as Narrator (Voice)
2012		Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself

2011

as Self

2003		Grumpy Old Men (14 episodes) as Self
2003		QI (3 episodes) as Self

2001

as The Grim Reaper

1998

(4 episodes) as Arthur Dustcart (voice)

1996		Never Mind the Buzzcocks (3 episodes)
1996		Fisted as Himself

1995

as Man in Bookshop

1994		Room 101 (1 episode) as Self
1994		An Evening With Gary Lineker
1994		Filth! as Himself

1993

as Narrator

1992

(1 episode) as Self

1990		Ident as (voice)
1990		Have I Got News for You (1 episode) as Himself
1990		Plunder (1 episode)

1988		This Morning (1 episode) as Self
1988		Whose Line Is It Anyway? (1 episode) as Himself
1988		Red Dwarf (1 episode) as Pub Manager

1987

(1 episode) as Milkman

1985

(1 episode) as Delivery Man

1984

(6 episodes)

1982

(11 episodes)