* Before title sequence: Angry of Mayfair: Switch off * Your television speaking: Bonanza Xmas Special Video Show * Ken with one big TV (test pattern): What a silly title * Hot Gossip: "Ease On Down The Road" (by The Jacksons, from the film "The Wiz") * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S01X01p01]: New ship, part 1 * Ken inside TV screen: That's the end of part one * Commercial time: Dandruff & Druff-Go Shampoo with four Hot Gossip girls

* Tharg the Computer: Tells who's on it * Ken with TVs: PM promised to drop in * Happy New Year: Edinburgh, variation 1 / Braidwood / Angry of Mayfair 1979 * Cliff Richard: Too old * Black skinned Ken with TVs: Honkies have a white Christmas * MUSIC CLIP: Roxy Music, "In the Midnight Hour" * Sid Snot: Scrap business * The Amazing Slasho and Betty (with Suzi Quatro): Knives (3 takes) * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S02X01p01]: Krell death ship, Part 1 * Cliff Richard: Off! * French Marcel Wave: New Year's Eve * Ken with TVs: Intro for Hot Gossip * Hot Gossip: "Brown Sugar" (by The Rolling Stones) * Ken with TVs: Andy Stewart / Edinburgh,variation 2 * The End of Part One / The Beginning of Part Two * Brother Lee Love: New Year's Eve * Video Vault: The Do-It-Yourself Bee Gees Kit * Cliff Richard: Mum! * MUSIC CLIP: The Boomtown Rats

* Three Kens with TVs: Hello, hello, hello, and a Happy New Year! * French Marcel Wave: New Year's resolution * Angry of Mayfair with mic: Happy New Year, Mary * Captain Kremmen [S03X01p01]: * Billy Connolly: I'm one of Kenny's biggest fans * Ken playing piano: And now that * Star Quiz (with Bernard Manning): Rampart and for all set grew, Happy New Year! * Hot Gossip: "All Stood Still" (by Ultravox) * Spots before your ears: Jim's [Angry of Mayfair lookalike] hard day at the office aka Perfume-a-Boot *