Cast 26

1. James Balsamo

   Tony

2. Greg Tally

   Abraham Van Turingtest

3. 

   Malcolm McDowell

   Robot Dracula

4. 

   John Landis

   John

5. 

   Mick Foley

   Mick Foley

6. 

   Don Coscarelli

   Don

7. 

   Bruce Dern

   Van Sellsing

8. 

   H.R.

   H.R.

9. 

   Tom Holland

   Tom

10. 

    Russell Simmons

    Russell

11. 

    Brian Yuzna

    Brian

12. 

    Afroman

    Afroman

13. 

    Scott Rechsteiner

    Scott Steiner

14. 

    Larry Pfohl

    Lex Luger

15. 

    Ron Simmons

    Ron Simmons

16. Robert Arensen

    Father Marlon

17. 

    Branscombe Richmond

    Soul Patch

18. 

    David Ellefson

    David

19. 

    Bill Zebub

    Bill Zebub

20. 

    Vinny Appice

    Vinny Appice

21. 

    Mike Patton

    Mike

22. 

    Linnea Quigley

    Witch Hazel

23. 

    Shane Ryan-Reid

    Brett

24. 

    Michael J. Epstein

    Reynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock

25. 

    Sophia Cacciola

    Bathsheba

26. Jeremy Long

    Dave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll

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