I want to hang this on every soda pop vending machine in our building.
Mr. Lee: Take the money. Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinking soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
Who hasn't bought a burger hoping...just hoping...it might resemble what it looks like in the picture?
[William "D-FENS" Foster picks up the flat hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter] Bill Foster: It's plump, juicy, three inches thick. Look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?
Seedy Guy in Park: That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man. Bill Foster: You're an animal doctor? Seedy Guy in Park: No, a vet. A veteran. I was in 'Nam, man. Bill Foster: What were you - a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old. Seedy Guy in Park: I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus. Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days.
[has a sandwhich in hand]. Seedy Guy in Park: Well, I mean, except for this.
Sergeant Prendergast: Let's meet a couple of police officers. They are all good guys. Bill Foster: I'm the bad guy? Sergeant Prendergast: Yeah. Bill Foster: How did that happen?
girl: "he looked like you except taller and had hair."
"don't leave me alone in the twilight, twilight is the loneliest time of day"
"WE are NOT the same. I'm an American, and you're a sick arsehole."
"Can't you read? What does that look like to you?" "Grafitti".
" "I'm waiting in line for the phone man!" "Well that's too bad" "Why". (fires bullets into phone booth). "Because I think it's out of order".
"What's the name of your movie?" "Under construction". (fires bazooka into underground construction site)
"Breakfast stopped being served at 11:00. (Checks watch. It says 11:01). "Im really sorry." "Yeah, well Im really sorry too." (Pulls out an Uzi in the fast food restaurant").
This could be Michael Douglas's best movie. Went into it, having no expectations, and was blown away by his portrayal of an "Everyman" who had just had a gutsfull of life.
This could be Michael Douglas's best movie. Went into it, having no expectations, and was blown away by his portrayal of an "Everyman" who had just had a gutsfull of life.
Nick: F***ing f@ggots! Can you believe this $h1t? Alternate lifestyle my @$$! You know what those pumpkins do to each other when they're alone? And what about the muff divers, think about it.
Reply by lantzn
on March 19, 2017 at 3:03 AM
I want to hang this on every soda pop vending machine in our building.
Mr. Lee: Take the money.
Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinking soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
Reply by lantzn
on March 19, 2017 at 3:07 AM
Who hasn't bought a burger hoping...just hoping...it might resemble what it looks like in the picture?
[William "D-FENS" Foster picks up the flat hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter]
Bill Foster: It's plump, juicy, three inches thick. Look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?
Seedy Guy in Park: That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man.
Bill Foster: You're an animal doctor?
Seedy Guy in Park: No, a vet. A veteran. I was in 'Nam, man.
Bill Foster: What were you - a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old.
Seedy Guy in Park: I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus. Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days.
[has a sandwhich in hand].
Seedy Guy in Park: Well, I mean, except for this.
Sergeant Prendergast: Let's meet a couple of police officers. They are all good guys.
Bill Foster: I'm the bad guy?
Sergeant Prendergast: Yeah.
Bill Foster: How did that happen?
Reply by Howard Burns
on March 19, 2017 at 3:29 AM
"Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me!"
Reply by Heisenberg12
on March 19, 2017 at 10:42 AM
"WE are NOT the same. I'm an American, and you're a sick arsehole."
"Can't you read? What does that look like to you?" "Grafitti".
" "I'm waiting in line for the phone man!" "Well that's too bad" "Why". (fires bullets into phone booth). "Because I think it's out of order".
"What's the name of your movie?" "Under construction". (fires bazooka into underground construction site)
"Breakfast stopped being served at 11:00. (Checks watch. It says 11:01). "Im really sorry." "Yeah, well Im really sorry too." (Pulls out an Uzi in the fast food restaurant").
Reply by DRDMovieMusings
on April 7, 2017 at 8:57 PM
"You know that saying, 'the customer is always right'? Well, here I am - the customer."
"How do you feel knowing you're gonna die wearing that stupid hat?"
Reply by holdme
on April 8, 2017 at 4:08 AM
Rick:Well hey I'm really sorry. D-fens: Well hey I'm really sorry too. Rick: He's got a gun!
Reply by Daddie0
on April 8, 2017 at 4:00 PM
This.
Reply by alias
on April 8, 2017 at 4:34 PM
This could be Michael Douglas's best movie. Went into it, having no expectations, and was blown away by his portrayal of an "Everyman" who had just had a gutsfull of life.
Reply by tmdb13060682
on April 8, 2017 at 5:04 PM
"I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."
Reply by DRDMovieMusings
on April 8, 2017 at 5:34 PM
Yep, it's criminally underrated!
Reply by Daddie0
on April 8, 2017 at 11:50 PM
"I'm going home."
Reply by holdme
on April 9, 2017 at 3:49 AM
Nick: F***ing f@ggots! Can you believe this $h1t? Alternate lifestyle my @$$! You know what those pumpkins do to each other when they're alone? And what about the muff divers, think about it.
Reply by lantzn
on April 9, 2017 at 4:06 PM
1993, it was definitely a different time.
Reply by holdme
on April 16, 2017 at 3:29 PM
Nick: What's this doing in here!? F@ggot $h1t!
Reply by Don Jon
on April 26, 2018 at 11:35 PM
"How do you feel knowing you're gonna die wearing that stupid hat?" busted out laughing