In the not-too-distant future of Weird City, Stu and Burt discover that dating is not what it used to be, and love can be found in the most unexpected places.

Kicked out of his Pomegranate Electrolyte Juice addiction support group and fired from his job, failure Tawny joins ShapeCult gym hoping to find the acceptance he so desperately needs. Unfortunately, his psychotic obsession with approval puts him at odds with his gym trainer.

School valedictorian Rayna receives a college scholarship and discovers that life is different at her new Above the Line school. Especially when it comes to dating and intimacy, where sexting is the preferred method.

A couple, Liquia and Jathryn purchase the Smart House of their dreams. However, their dream becomes a nightmare when the house turns on them, threatening their relationship and possibly their lives. Will they be able to outsmart their own smart home?

When a group of Above-the-Liners decide to sponsor a poor Below the Line kid, they agree to do more than simply donate money. They kidnap him.