Sorry, but we just don't care... Yeah, this independent / international movie does the whole self-referential, movie about film-making thing better than most hollywood ones, but we still just don't care...

The only people interested in this kind of movie are those in the industry and those in the media who report on it... the celeb obsessed masses aren't self-aware enough to appreciate it and if you're not celeb crazy what's left to the movie? Juliette Binoche playing a a mid life crisis role, was solid... but that's about it...

Stewart was as monotone as always... pausing every so often, gasping at her inability to act...

We didn't even get any kinky lesbian sex...