If you loved the charismatic Doctor Ian Malcolm of the first film, then get ready for him to take centre stage, and immediately have every interesting character trait stripped away! Did the original have you believing dinosaurs walked the Earth with its seamless blend of practical effects and groundbreaking CGI? Too bad! That's gone too! Sense of wonder? Poof! Marvel as each and every actor phones it in over an absurdly bloated runtime in: Jurassic Park II! I mean, Jurassic Park II: The Lost World... I mean, The Lost World! I mean, The Lost World: Jurassic Park for some damn reason.... read the rest.