A brother and sister screenwriting duo kidnap Little Richard and Martin from the Richard Stone UN Memorial Service, but the police assume Martin is the one responsible for the crime.

It's Richard Stone Memorial Day. It's also Martins Birthday, But no one cares. Martin and lil' baby Richard are kidnapped, and the media believe that Martin is the kidnapper.

Martin's pleasure at having attractive new female neighbors is mitigated when he discovers that they are prostitutes.

Martin's mother's will is read.

Martin is revolted when a fragile Judith falls into the arms of his hated boss Gibby Fiske.

Martin and Eddie attend their school reunion, where Martin is eager to make up for lost opportunities with a recently-separated old flame.

Martin feels inferior when he begins dating a member of high IQ society MENSA.

Toby nurses Martin back to health.

Gibby desires to publish Jeremy's novel.

Eddie plays the lead role in Martin's play.

Martin tries to get his son to convert to Judaism.

Mickey (Martin's father) moves into Martin's place.