Tom Segura helps Bert butcher an emu, then Joey Diaz joins them for Bert's crystal therapy session and the three later enjoy hand-rolled cigars.

Nikki Glaser and Caitlyn Jenner join Bert for ax throwing, archery and candid talk about identity, while Fortune Feimster assists him in milking a goat.

Bert hopes to bring together friends from different backgrounds, but learns a lesson when things get awkward with Ms. Pat, Kaley Cuoco and Joel McHale.

Bert's "no pain, no gain" day with Anthony Anderson, Deon Cole and Big Jay Oakerson includes bees, painful massages and Bert's idea of "paintball art."